"MOM!"

"MOM! There is a dead bat on the deck!",
it was a well worn piece of black plastic.

"MOM! There is a spider in the bathtub!",
it was a disgusting pile of lost hair.

"MOM! There is a booger in the blueberries!",
it was a rotten and slimed blueberry.

"MOM! There is a dead mouse in our bedroom!",
it was a small stuffed mouse, not ever alive.

"MOM! There is a worm in my peaches!",
it was a worm.

Organic.