Lies, Lies, Lies

Kate: Mom! What's his name?
Me: Roland Burris.
Kate: The new Senator?
Me: Yes.
Kate: Why is he on the television?
Me: Well...he's not been completely honest, he hasn't told everyone the truth and now he's in trouble, he may lose his job.
Kate: Oh, like Governor Blagojevich?

Imagine this chapter in their seventh grade social studies class.